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- Ik ga niet line-dancen, echt niet!!
- I love how flat earthers think a floating ball in space is craaaaaazy, but a flat disc surrounded by ice, guarded by the evil government sounds completely reasonable.
- Sterretje in uw voorhuid?
- Je zag er smoking hot uit. Ik wil je keuken.
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- dat is de moeder in de porseleinwinkel
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- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!