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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- He's a poet, he's a philosopher, and last night, I think I saw him walking on water ~ Mick JaggerMick Jagger introducing Bono when he received his MTV Free Your Mind award, Nov. 1999...
- ergens op deze aarde zijn er vele cadeauloze kinderen hun kleine hartje aan´t uitwenen. Heerlijk!
- Ja ik mis u ook. Maar je hoeft niet per se telkens een foto te sturen van wat je aan het doen bent. Ferme drol wel.
- er is niemand die op mijn cabriolet
- De man is duidelijk niet helemaal bij zijn verstand
- Een blinde een blad schuurpapier laten lezen is niet grappig.
- Dat is net zoals het "vergelijken", je stelt hiermee dingen gelijk zonder dat je de tekortkomingen van de mindere toevoegt. Ja, tovenarij als het ware
- ik ɓen hem ook niet tegen gekomen
- Koos Eekfeen keek door 't rood kerkraam maar krek door 't rood keek neef Kees ook
- Hoewel het bedrijf verhuisd is naar een nieuw pand, dat vlak naast een spoorlijn ligt, lukt het de baas niet om de activiteiten weer op de rails te krijgen... De sukkel.
- Dimiti Scheelacker, de man die beter staand kan liggen dan liggend staan, houdt al jaren vol dat hij van kalfsleer gemaakt is
- Ik eel, jij eelt, wij elen
- Provinciaalse kruiden
- Het gaat niet goed met Rinus van der Hijg; zijn angst voor fruitvliegjes heeft hem tot waanzin gedreven. Hij draagt nu constant een harnas en pampers
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
Some Light Hearted Moments
Gazondabber, 2004-08-14
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife's pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue !
6. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
8. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!
9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!
10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist......
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife's pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue !
6. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
8. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!
9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!
10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist......
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